In an wonderful post, the author John Scalzi produced twelve standard responses to online stupidity. The list seems complete and covers most cases.

The list:

I saw on Twitter than someone had made a random response generating page. I decided that a local version was also in order.

The project is a ruby script that can be run from the command line. It also contains a MacOS X workflow file that can be installed as a system service.

Visit my GitHub project page to see examples and download the files.